my secret reality


hey. i'm Jessica. 18. this is pretty much filled with anything and everything i like. :]"I don't want to be alone; I want to be left alone" - Audrey Hepburni love pussy, i love bitches, dude i should be running PETA



twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

Nervous OT3 & then there's Seulgi (◕▽◕✿)


amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

hellojongin:

ienjoythemayo:

goondiisoondii:

"If you separate Luhan and Lay, they are angels. Put them together, they are devils." — Xiumin

ft chen

chen makes this post.


egotisticalgold:

To be VERY FUCKING HONESTLY

egotisticalgold:

To be VERY FUCKING HONESTLY


kyung-soo:

hahaha remember mama era when the youngest members were still not legal and no one was dating no one thought about leaving and there were no movie offers ahahahaha good times ahaha no that’s not a tear 



justcallmeyve:

Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:

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Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:

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stiles-stilinsking:

mollyiswideawake:

the-eleventh-blog:

iwanty0ubleeders:

can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the internet 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

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It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film

this is why we need google


zooeydeschannoying:

kylie jenner turns to vine for screen time because she gets none on keeping up with the kardashians



ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD


zanemalicks:

*zayn breathes*

me: yas daddy, ejaculate in my eye, blind me with that 14k gold that drips from that wonderful brown penis. impregnate my mouth


emptyandhollowwithyou:

roomsofthehovse:


uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it


CLICK ON IT

emptyandhollowwithyou:

roomsofthehovse:

uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

CLICK ON IT


7ae:

unsolved mysteries: people who hate girl groups