my secret reality


hey. i'm Jessica. 17. this is pretty much filled with anything and everything i like. :]

"I don't want to be alone; I want to be left alone" - Audrey Hepburn

i love pussy, i love bitches, dude i should be running PETA

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this


uninhibitedandunrepentant:

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.



itstonybetch:

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"If you were my boyfriend I would’ve told them all how you paid for everything on the first date and how your eyes never left my face and how your hand didn’t wonder for things that it couldn’t have. I would’ve told them that you made brown eyes my new favourite colour and how you buy cologne because that’s how I like it. If you were my boyfriend I would’ve told them how polite you are and how you make me feel like I’m the most astonishing thing you’ve ever seen and all the adventures you’ve had and how I wish they could’ve been with me. I would’ve told them how beautiful your smile is and how soft your skin feels against mine and when you kiss me butterflies fill me up inside. I would tell them how you learned me and how you brought cheesecake to my house the day you asked me to be yours and how laying next to you makes me feel like I’m on top of the fucking world. I would tell them all these things if you were my boyfriend but the problem is, you’re a girl."

—k.c (via abnormallyintriguing)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.



Pose for the camera Junhong!~3

Pose for the camera Junhong!~3



poopflow:

after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life  


pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed


stephenhawqueen:

WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS


death-limes:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

i dont know if im entertained or terrified


teamfreetribbles:

teamfreetribbles: