Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
my secret reality
Nervous OT3 & then there's Seulgi (◕▽◕✿)
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
"If you separate Luhan and Lay, they are angels. Put them together, they are devils." — Xiumin
chen makes this post.
To be VERY FUCKING HONESTLY
hahaha remember mama era when the youngest members were still not legal and no one was dating no one thought about leaving and there were no movie offers ahahahaha good times ahaha no that’s not a tear
Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:
Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
this is why we need google
kylie jenner turns to vine for screen time because she gets none on keeping up with the kardashians
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
me: yas daddy, ejaculate in my eye, blind me with that 14k gold that drips from that wonderful brown penis. impregnate my mouth
where are the notes this is beautiful
the mobile version is amazing, click on it
CLICK ON IT
unsolved mysteries: people who hate girl groups