my secret reality


hey. i'm Jessica. 17. this is pretty much filled with anything and everything i like. :]

"I don't want to be alone; I want to be left alone" - Audrey Hepburn

i love pussy, i love bitches, dude i should be running PETA

"Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one,” she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been /alive/, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time."

—JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via bartholonew)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him


sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE


Just wanted to put this out lol

walk-by-faith-always:

holygrails:

jmoosalecki:

neraiutsuze:

Sam Winchester VS The Leviathans

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Sam Winchester VS The Clowns

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Also:

Dean Winchester vs The Leviathans

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Dean Winchester vs The Plane

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also

Castiel vs anything:

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Castiel vs Women

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then there’s Bobby

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ok i’ve said this like a million times but best post ever


floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 


g0lden-crack:

charlamagnethagod:

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

Story of my life



karlabarrios:

Just Me | via Tumblr en @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/107FRpJ

karlabarrios:

Just Me | via Tumblr en @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/107FRpJ



krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN



gorilllas:

i crossed my legs in class today and my groin (???) popped really loud and i was like wow did i just pop dat pussy



ghostkid:

girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot



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